INDIANAPOLIS, Ind. — Faye of the Forest warned me: “Don’t do it! You’ll just show how much you don’t know. I won’t stick around for this.”       However, Myrtle, my Muse, said: “Do it! It will make you feel good. And I’ll go microwave some popcorn.” With fashionable Faye flown, I followed the advice of my full-figured ...